At 3:14 this morning Bernice, a young mother in the area, fell victim to a violent hit and run accident. Witnesses at the scene report that a large black SUV came out of the darkness and ran her down. After being hit and drug for nearly 1000 feet and then completely run over; the perpetrator fled the scene at a high rate of speed leaving her for dead.
Her friends who were with her reported that although they were not in a crosswalk they were using a route that Bernice had safely crossed hundreds of times before. One socialite claimed that Bernice froze as the SUV approached ....LIKE A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS! She leaves behind many children, a herd of friends and lush green forage. She will be missed.
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This just in ..... Man reports that Ranchhand grillguard spared his SUV of any scratches or dents after hitting a deer at 70 mph with a fully loaded trailer in tow. UNBELIEVABLE!
7 comments:
so you hit a woman?
why were you out at 3:14?
He was picking up an order of shrub and trees from Fed Ex in Pocatello. I have a very crazy husband sometimes. (okay, most of the time)
Love the new template!
That wasn't the one you were petting a few days ago. was it?
I am so confused.
OK I figured it out but still it was really confusing. I'm a little slow sometimes. Poor Bernice.
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